
Monday, June 6, 2011
Vacating Virginia

Sunday, September 12, 2010
Examining Exmouth Pt. 2
Rather, one must be willing to take a dip in their underwater kingdom.
Fortunately, this is made possible by the dozen or so eco-tourism operations based in Exmouth. Essentially you shell out $300, and you get to spend a day in the Indian Ocean imitating the pesky remoras, pilot fish, and baby giant tevallies, which always seem to accompany the whale shark. While it's not clear whether the motor boats, and the humans that leap into the water from them, are a nuisance to the whale sharks, the Department of Conservation and Land Management have developed regulations about behavior around whale sharks. Touching whale sharks is strickly prohibited...
But the surf is still inconsistent. So, eventually you'll have to engage in the most popular sport in Exmouth... FISHING!!
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Examining Exmouth Pt. 1
Now, why is it lacking?
Not to mention, Exmouth is HOT. Located at 23 degrees south latitude, the town lies just north of the Tropic of Capricorn, and experiences summertime temperatures reaching 50 degrees centigrade, or 122 degrees Fahrenheit!
Yet, the rain deprived and sunbaked peninsula supports life.

Shrubs compose the majority of plant life in the region, however echidnas (spikey, egg-laying, mammals) owe their existence to the industrious termites which thrive on the abundance of spinifex. Spinifex is an iconic grass found throughout the arid regions of central Australia. Ironically, the grass is not a direct food source for any of our grazers. In fact, it seems spinifex only prupose is to aggrevate careless hikers. Growing two feet tall, the sturdy grass blades are adorned with needle-like tips made of silica that can penetrate denim with ease, not to mention the fragile human flesh that lies beneath. Unfortunately, spinifex punctures can lead to serious infections if gone untreated.
If anything, Exmouth locals are trained in first aid, or at least that is what I like to think. When it comes to potential dangers, spinifex only scratches the surface. Aside from many of the other plants being covered by thorns, the very earth supporting the plants presents a serious problem.
Geologically, the terrain is very soft, meaning the ground, formed of sandstone and limestone, is easily eroded. However, 10-20 million years of wind and rain have created a rugged and unfriendly landscape that is anything but "soft." Given the crumbling condition of the rocks, even the sure-footed hiker is bound to fall. In which case, landing in a bed of spinifex would be a blessing; pin pricks as opposed to the certain deep lacerations that would occur from the jagged rocky spires.
With or without appropriate help, the shortest hike could have the worst consequences. While I like to think a desperate dingo would not be attracted to the scent of blood, there is no guarantee. Without a friend in sight, you might just end up a piece of meat, eventually picked clean by a wedge-tailed eagle, butcher bird, or sun-drunk perentie lizard.
Honestly, the landscape is unforgiving, but as stated before life continues to exist. But how? The answer lies below the surface... at least for human life. It turns out the sandstone and limestone are extremely porous and absorb rainfall like a sponge, and store it in giant underground aquifers. Fortunately for us, this has meant that we have not had to extract water from munching on bitter and spiky plant life in the area. Rather an assortment of drill bits, pumps, hoses, and pipes bring "fresh" water to the surface for our rapid consumption. While fortunate, the aquifer's supply is finite, and the water extracted will always have the consistency of syrup and be chocked full of heavy metals and calcium carbonate.
Unfortunately, this blessing is also a curse considering humans are most likely to compromise the fragility of the reef. Careless snorkelers unable to control their flippers and their fingers contribute heavily to the reef's demise. Not to mention the effect of sunscreen on microscopic coral polyps.

However, the reef is not in dire straits. Rather, the shallows continue to be home to a variety of fishes including the black-tipped reef shark, blue-spotted sting ray, convict surgeon fish, goby

Saturday, June 12, 2010
North Melbourne Madness!
Australian rules football, or "footy" as it's known colloquially, is a contact sport! However, the wide assortment of rules still confuse me, thus limiting my description of the game. If you're truly interested, I suggest you visit www.afl.com.au for an in-depth analysis of the rules.
In short, no Australian state loves footy like Victoria, and no city loves footy more than Melbourne. So, despite my lack of knowledge, I knew seeing footy in Melbourne was a must! It's an integral piece of Melbourne culture. Fortunately, my assimilation occurred on a Friday night at Etihad Stadium, 15 meters behind the goal posts, in the heart of the North Melbourne Kangaroos cheering squad. And despite the belief North Melbourne would lose against Carlton, a "ritzy" and supposedly more adept team, North Melbourne pulled off a win! The camaraderie was fantastic.
North Melbourne Theme Song
PART 1
Hearts to hearts and hands to hands,
Beneath the Blue and White we stand.
We shout, God bless our native land,
North Melbourne, North Melbourne.
PART 2
Out we come, out we come, out we come to play,
Just for recreation's sake to pass the time away.
Lots of fun, heaps of fun, enjoy yourself today,
North Melbourne's boys are hard to beat,
when they come out to play.
PART 3
So join in the chorus and sing it one and all,
Join in the chorus, North Melbourne's on the ball.
Good old North Melbourne, they're champions you'll agree,
North Melbourne will be premiers, just you wait and see!!
Monday, June 7, 2010
"Tazzy" Times Two
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
"Tazzie" Times
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Worthy Winter Wading
Arthur River, Tasmania, orange lichen on rocks.